THE BIG O!

Orgasm!

We all know it as cum, climax, peak,apex, and so on. Orgasm is that climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure centered in the genitals and (in men) experienced as an accompaniment to ejaculation. It's easier to see the physical manifestation of an orgasm in men but in women,it takes a trained eye to actually confirm that a woman has CUM.
Female orgasm is often dismissed as a myth, much like the unicorn or healthy fast food, the female orgasm does in fact exist. It just takes a little skill and effort to make this elusive event appear, but most men (or women) just can't put forth the effort, and so a lot of women FAKE IT. Yes ooooo. They fake it.

I spent five damn years of my life in three different relationships faking the hell out of an orgasm. You needed to see me,squeezing my face like I ate sour okpara, making noise like I was possessed by rascal demons:
      "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
But was I feeling anything? MBA! The only thing I could say I felt was the awareness that something(the penis) was moving in and out of me. But all that blue film ooh and aah calisthenics?  Lai lai. All was fake. And what was my purpose of faking it? Just so that my guy will think himself a sex god. Hahahaha. Eziokwu.

Now,its not that these guys where not doing good in bed oo,each were unique with their own skills. But as I later discovered,their skills were not my thing.

Boyfriend A was not vocal. As in no moans,groans,just silent while staffing,not even when he is cumming(we all know that is where most guys loose control). But no,of a will just keep shut. Okay apart from moaning he never talked while at it. I love my guy telling me sweet things while we strafe.  You know,tell me how good it is,call me sweet names,praise my cookie (How tight/wet it is). I needed to hear these things. Jut hearing them makes me super excited,makes me wet and gunning for more. I would peed for him to just whisper something sweet to me but he no gree,so I neither felt any excitement, nor did I cum.

Boyfriend B tried sha. Hmmmm he tried. Overall,Boyfriend B adored me,he worshipped me and he did well in getting me excited during foreplay. He used his eyes to ravish my body,use his husky voice to whisper delicious words on my ear. But I could not still cum. Why? Because he wasn't hitting my spot.
Now it has been discovered that not all women experience vaginal orgasm. There are four other types of female orgasm:

A. Clitoral Orgasm: the clitoris is that tiny feel good button between the woman's legs.This is the female's most sensitive erogenous zone and generally the primary anatomical source of human female sexual pleasure. During foreplay most guys reach down there and by rubbing or sucking it gently, a woman will feel a heightened sense of sexual pleasure.

B. Vaginal orgasm: this is mostly during penetrative sex. We usually hear of "hitting the G-spot".Studies has shown that there is a tissue that extends women's clitoris into the anterior wall of their vagina. Imagine the clitoris as a long rope which also extends to the inside of the vagina. As sexual intercourse is going on,the tip of the penis will be touching this rope(clitoral tissue),hence vaginal orgasm.Some females clitoral tissue are longer than others. So some women with shorter clitoral tissue may not experience this vaginal orgasm  either because the tip of the penis cannot reach this tissue, or the man's penis is not long enough to touch and stimulate it

C. Blended Orgasm: This is a combination of clittoral and vaginal orgasm. Experts say this is the most powerful finale (it can be twice as strong and intense as either orgasm is by itself).

D. Multiple Orgasm: The average woman is built to cum again and again.Women don't require a refractory period like men do, so we're able to stay aroused for longer and have an orgasm a second and third time with little effort.

So ooooo obviously I am one of those women who just experience clitoral orgasm. Boyfriend B was getting me excited but I was not cumming because he wasn't touching my magic spot.

Boyfriend C needs to go and act porn  abeg. All that fast fast sex is not for me. Spanking, carry leg up,snake in the monkey shadow stuff was not just for me. I love it slow and sensual. But no matter how I tried to adjust the rhythm to my taste, C would always speed up. Boyfriend C hit my spot oo,I had my first orgasm thanks to him but it was after begging him to slow down and I never had multiple orgasms.

 Now what is my point with this my long story? Ladies stop faking orgasms! Don't displease yourself sexually faking it while oga gets what wants how he wants it. Take time to discover what works for you. Mine was vocal exciting slow and sensual sex. Yours might be different. If you like plenty foreplay,tell your man. If you like it rough,fast and furious,tell your man. I don't like receiving head but if u go nuts for it,speak up. Don't just close your mouth and be forming good girl. There is no good girl in bed. Telling him what you want will not make him think you are a slut/a loose girl. If your man thinks so,then I'm sorry it's time to change (yea I said it). Life is too short to be sexually frustrated.

A lot of guys I have spoken with all tell me that they appreciate when their woman tell them what they want sexually. Sisters,explore your body,touch yourself,use a vibratory if possible to discover the technique or rhythm that works for you. It may take some time for you to discover your thing. It may even take your man some time to adjust to your wants but please don't come and go and be sexually incomplete.

Next weekend I will make a post on the different sexual positions that are suitable for obtaining the different types of orgasms. Visit this blog again this Wednesday for our very first relationship post.

Enjoy your weekend!

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The 8 Financial Beatitudes

Culled from facebook

THE 8 FINANCIAL BEATITUDES

Remember the Beatitudes? Yes, the one Jesus Taught in Matthew 5, where he gave us the guide to happy living…

Well, this is the financial version of it, and you best believe it because this is me telling you what I’ve done. I’ll explain each one as I list them. READY? LEGGO…

1)BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO LIVE BELOW THEIR MEANS FOR THEY SHALL HAVE MONEY FOR INVESTMENT

So, ever heard the expression, “Live within your means”? This is what it means, if you earn 100,000 then let your expenses be 100,000… if you do that, there won’t be any money for investment and ‘Broke’ shall be your name. So, live below your means and make provision for investments.

2)BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HUNGER FOR FINANCIAL KNOWLEDGE FOR THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS SHALL BE SATISFIED WITH PLENTY CASH

It doesn’t matter how much you earn, if you don’t aggressively pursue the knowledge of how money works and invest in your financial education, you shall wake up one day and wonder where all the money went. Why do you think people retire after working with big companies and end up almost wretched after a few years, they never sought the knowledge of how money works.

3)BLESSED ARE YOU WHEN MEN DESPISE YOU FOR INVESTING RATHER THAN BUYING THE LATEST iPHONE, REJOICE AND BE GLAD FOR IN THE LAST DAYS OF OLD AGE, YOU SHALL LOUNGE AND THEY SHALL BEG THEIR CHILDREN FOR MONEY

No long talk, the statement is self-explanatory. You better delay gratification and remember that your strength will not last forever. It is better to be without money when you are young than when you are old.

4)BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO KNOW THAT GETTING A DEGREE IN A UNIVERSITY DOES NOT GUARANTEE THEY’LL BE RICH, FOR THEY SHALL BE SAVED FROM FRUSTRATION

If you like, get all the fancy degrees and title; BSc, MSc, PhD, MD, CNN, BBC, PHARM, Llb, Engr, and you don’t get a Financial Education, ‘’Weh Don Ma”, “Weh Don Sir”, Frustration is what you shall face. There are 3 kinds of Education, you better get all 3.
a) Academic (How to read and Write)
b) Professional (How to be competent in a field)
c) Financial (How money works)

5)BLESSED ARE THE DIVERSIFIED INVESTORS FOR THEIR RIVERS OF MONEY SHALL NEVER RUN DRY
You should have at least four sources of income. If you get money from one source, if that tap stops flowing, you’re in trouble. Diversify your investments.

6)BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO LET BUDGETING AND OBJECTIVITY GUIDE THEIR SPENDING, FOR MORE MONEY SHALL BE ATTRACTED TO THEM
Some people believe budgeting should be reserved for when the money starts coming in millions. How you treat 10 Naira is exactly how you will treat 10 million Naira. Money has a way of recognizing those who respect it. Try treating the little you have with objectivity and watch more money come to you.
If you don’t have a personal budget, you really shouldn’t have an opinion about the country’s budget, Period!!!

7)BLESSED ARE THE INVESTORS, FOR THEY OWN NOTHING BUT HAVE EVERYTHING AND THEY SHALL ENJOY THIS LIFE
Invest!!! Invest!!! Invest!!! It’s the only way to get out of the rat race of work, work, and work and to spend money freely without fear of where the next one is coming from.
If you don’t learn how to make money while you sleep, you shall work until you die, Period!!!

8)BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO STAY AWAY FROM BAD DEBT, FOR THEY SHALL HAVE PEACE OF MIND
Borrowing money for expenses is bad debt! How dare you borrow money to buy phone, car, host a birthday, wedding, parties!!  When your debtors come calling, your peace of mind will leave you in the midst of your days.
There is a good debt, its called CREDIT, its money borrowed towards an investment (Topic for another day).

He who has ears, let him hear what the church is saying to her people. LOL

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Chisom Chioma Ibe

UNN releases policy tagged "Students Evaluation Programme"

Great news lions and lionesses. While some of you were still reminiscing about your valentine celebrations, the University had a meeting to talk about improving the quality of education. Here,they talked about making provisions for each student to rate the performance of academic staff right before exams. This program has been provided so as to keep the lecturers in check and make sure students get the best of quality education. Scroll down for more information concerning this meeting which took place on Wednesday 15th January.

Office Of The Clerk, House Of Representatives, SUG, UNN. 

On Wednesday the 15th February, 2017, a meeting of some officers of the Union, the DVC(Academics) and Director of the quality Assurance Directorate of the University, Prof. Johnson Urama was held at the NUGA secretariat. It was a meeting geared towards keeping the Union and the students in the loop of trending policies of the administration. 

The meeting was about a quality assurance policy tagged, "Students Evaluation Programme". This is in the bid of our VC's pursuit to place our Alma mater in it place in Africa and indeed the world. This policy is coming in the wake of recent issues plaguing the nation's as students with certificates that has no content are being churned out of our higher institutions by the day, the DVC said. 

The policy is geared towards making provisions for our students to be able to rate their lecturers at the end of each session, prior to examinations and in essence, have a role to play the overall educational process. 

The forms will be made available online which our students would fill, submit, and the results collated at a central server in servicom

These results will be used to keep lecturers who are not getting the job right in check with the sanctions like delayed promotions, worst scenario, dismissal for recalcitrant lecturers. 

Issues like protection of the identity of our students were raised to avoid victimization of any sort. Other issues were also raised. They are as follows:

1. Cases of multiple entry

2. If the programme is to be made optional or compulsory 

3. Making provisions for a kind of teachers training seminar considering the fact that some of our lecturers are in the profession because of their academic performance among other issues. 

These issues were addressed as follows: 

The identity of our students will be protected such that the forms will not be linked to our profiles, neither will be forms bear the name of the students. 

Moreso, the forms will be in respect of specific courses and will be automatic so that as soon as a students is through with a form for a particular course and lecturer,  such student will not have access to same form. 

Furthermore, in other to allay the fears of students who are willing to embrace this laudable programme, the forms will be open to all. Access to semester results online may be granted only after the programme is undertaken. Though, this is still being deliberated.

In view to making sure all lecturers are on the same page in the academic calling, the DVC(Academics) made it clear that teachers training programmes have been organized for the staffs and will continually be organized.

In closing, the DVC appealed that our students should be very objective as objectivity will determine the success of this programme.

Rt Hon. Okwo Chukwuemeka 

Clerk, HOR, UNN.

   

The Den Magazine

CAN ANYTHING AMAZING COME OUT OF UNN?

 This institution famed for shaping and sharpening the character,talents and potentials of her students has produced incredible and amazing personalities who are known as  juggernauts in various sectors of society be it politics,entertainment ,sports,even in academics. So its no surprise that something else so great and amazing has sprung out of this school. It's no other than The Den Magazine.

The Den magazine is a platform already registered under CAC(Corporate Affairs Commission) and FIRS (Federal Inland Revenue Service). It is created as a means of unifying the school and also help develop in students a sense of loyalty towards the institution and feel pride for her achievements. Also through this means,creativity among students will be identified and nurtured.  Young talents will find exposure through this medium and be given the privilege to show the world the diamond hidden within them. This platform will also serve as a voice for students in addressing issues affecting their academic and personal lives.  This magazine will also feature some of our super lions and lionesses who have excelled in their different fields.

"Is this just for students?" "Is this another FOR LIONS ONLY ?" One might ask.

Of course not.  It is only fair that something as unique as this has to be available for everyone, whether a lion or not. Individuals with unique talents will also be discovered and given a chance to flourish through this magazine. Talk shows and public discussions will be held to address local,national and international issues. Very educative,informative and entertaining articles and programs will also be featured in The Den Magazine. Local,national and international businesses will be given the opportunity to advertise.

Exciting isn't it? Hold on,there is still more.

From the loins of The Den Magazine comes different agencies aimed at maximizing and identifying talents. Such are:

The Den Modelling Agency

The Den Dance Academy 

The Den Fashion Line and

The Den Comedy show

Wow! Could it get any better than this? Find out,follow us on our various social media handles

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